Tagged by SETH...to give 5 weird habits. I think I've done this before already, but what the heck. I'm weird enough, I can come up with 5 more, easily.
1. When I wash my hands, I dry them meticulously...making sure every finger is dry, between my fingers, the top of my hand, etc. Some call me neurotic, I call me thorough.
2. When I'm working on my computer, I have to arrange the windows (internet, messenger, iTunes, etc.) perfectly, like a game of Tetris or something. Again, neurotic vs. thorough.
3. I don't like getting into an un-made bed. Even if it's been un-made all day, I'll generally make it right before I get into it.
4. The screen on my cell phone has to be clean. If it's dirty, I can't use the phone.
5. When I was twelve years old, I was traveling to Dinosaur Provincial Park in Drumheller, Alberta, and the man driving (my friend's father) had on a radio program about the proper method for pouring ketchup. That lesson has stuck with me ever since, and to this day, I pour ketchup correctly. Here's the problem: everyone knows it...the ketchup stays in the bottle until you dig in after it with a knife, or, worse, it all comes gushing out at once.
But here's how to fix it:
Tap the ketchup bottle gently on the "57" label, assuming it's Heinz. Not the one on the fat part of the bottle, but the one on the neck of the bottle, right near the cap. Doing so "affects the physics of the ketchup" and allows free flow of the previously jammed tomatoey substance.
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