August 2, 2006

  • I recently took an online test to determine my style of sleep. Apparently this test only works if you're sleeping WITH someone. However, it was somehow able to determine that my style of sleep is Tetherball. In this highly disturbing revelation, I realized that one person acts as the pole, while the other acts as the ball. In the testmaker's words, the Tetherball "is
    the pose of perfect compromise, the oasis of a full-contact sleeper
    coupled with a solitary sleeper. The pose allows the Pole (the solitary
    one) a free range of movement, while the tight self-embrace of the
    Ball (the full-contact one) supplies the necessary crowded
    closeness. Both sides win!"

    Both sides win? I don't think so. Who is that on the right? Debra Lafave? Michael Jackson? Am I the only one disturbed by this picture? Unless some woman married a dwarf, or some regular-sized man married an amazonian, this picture is wrong on so many levels.

    I also got to thinking that her nightgown looks very odd. It looked kind of Wonderwoman-ish. So, then, while already slightly disturbed, I went googling to see if my suspicions on the outfit were correct, and found the model upon whom this picture was drawn.

    ANYway. Needless to say, I'm much more disturbed. There are some things that even a grown man shouldn't have to see. I suddenly feel like the little boy whose rear end is being unceremoniously fondled for the sleep website photo, by faux-Wonderwoman-come-Wiccan-Warrior.

    I'm out!

Comments (10)

  • he's not sleeping...he's curled in the fetal position hoping against all hope that this is the night that he can finally make his escape...

  • ha~ i like the above comment. is he sucking his thumb?
    heh. dude, why would you link to that picture~
    misery likes company? heh~ aight man~~ later ^^

  • Eeeeeww.....

  • i think he has boobs!

  • Oooooo! That hurt. Actually, the "boy" in the picture looks more like a girl to me. Have you noticed the breast? Look carefully!

  • I told you, Drew! That boy is a girl!
    So... the girl is actually Mick Jagger in a dress,
    and the boy is, I dunno, Sinead O'Connor?

  • the fetal positioned one looks a lot like a girl, mostly because of "her" breasts, and the other in the "dress" looks like an anglo saxson warrior... some thing kinda like this... haha

  • LOL. Oh my, Corban...you kill me!

  • hahaha this has got to be one of the funniest things i've read in a while especially mr. pumpkindude's colorful potrayal of the "anglo saxson warrior"

  • Where are you getting these pictures? There's something very suspicious going on...

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